I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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