that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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