And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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