Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh god it's open bar.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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