I wanna bring you to show and tell
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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