brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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