woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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