i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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