cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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