i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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