either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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