i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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