You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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