Say something about gay babies.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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