I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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