But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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