hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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