This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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