She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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