what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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