once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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