I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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