no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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