Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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