Porn is love you can see.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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