Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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