I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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