What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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