planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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