When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
