My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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