And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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