I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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