We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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