Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
her vagine was all disorganized.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize
