I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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