but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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