The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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