I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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