We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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