I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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