So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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