ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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