Small penises have feelings too.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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