Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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