If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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