holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just gift wrapped bread.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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