there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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