Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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