i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just gargled with NyQuil
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So here I am, sexting at work.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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