on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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