Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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