My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The beer is more important than you right now.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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