Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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